28 August 2010

I have solved the mystery of putting people on hold. Now to figure out how to stop accidently recording conversations.

New cellphone, I do not understand you and all of your features. I keep putting people on hold when I answer the phone.

27 August 2010

@kingofcelulamos http://bit.ly/a9FRAK

Join Starkville Reads Monday Aug. 30 at 7 PM @ the Starkville Public Library to learn about the history, culture, and geography of Pakistan.

Looking for something free and fun this weekend Starkville? MSU Volleyball has 3 free games Fri. and Sat. at 7:30, 2:30, and 7:30. #msstate

I would be so cool right now if it was 2003. I have a flipphone

I’m pretty sure I’m drinking an iced non-fat chocolate milk with caramel syrup this morning, not a nonfat iced mocha with a shot of caramel.

Word to the wise: don’t buy your cellular phones at Hudsons. My cellphone is dead. I didn’t kill this one. I simply took the dog for a walk.

26 August 2010

Fun fact. I cant open locker locks with my right hand

I hate you so much, #fedex ..

All the dissertation is a stage, and the literature review is your backdrop, it has its citations and its excerpts…

@barkgrowlthink: Not good at all, cap’n..

25 August 2010

It just occurred to me that some in our office will now have over 4′ of screen real estate, 51″. If anybody wants more I’m buying 60″ TVs.

I posted some pictures of the tree that fell on the drill field #msstate http://is.gd/eDBZp Nobody was injured.

24 August 2010

I got new shoelaces for my electric ukulele and it makes me happy. (I swear this statement is not just complete nonsense)